I felt a great disturbance in the Douchebag Force, as if millions of lowlife bigot assholes suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. I think something wonderful has happened. (Gay marriage ban in Texas struck down -- fuck you, Rick Perry) See DeLeon v. Perry....
[caption id="attachment_18725" align="alignright" width="175"] The offensive statue.Photo Courtesy of Melissa Wall, Ph.D. under a creative commons license. [/caption]Every law firm gets confronted (on a pretty regular basis) with the question: "should I put my name on this?" That soul searching comes into play when you wonder, "is this honorable?" You...
Just kidding. House Administration Chairman Dan Lungren, R-Calif., signed off in September on a $500,000 increase in the maximum value of the contract with the firm, Washington-based Bancroft. Republicans have raised the cap of the contract twice: first on Sept. 29, 2011, from its original maximum of $500,000 to...
First that hilarious boy-fucking thing, and now this! [caption id="attachment_14736" align="aligncenter" width="450"] The Chi Omega sorority at Penn State's "Mexican Party." Arriba! [/caption]...
The New York City Metropolitan Transit Authority recently came under fire for allowing advertisements on the New York subways that say, "In any war between the civilized man and the savage, support the civilized man. Support Israel. Defeat Jihad." [caption id="attachment_14442" align="alignright" width="225"] Goebbels would be proud [/caption] The MTA initially refused...
Man skipped in line allegedly beats McDonald's manager with bat | www.wftv.com. Come for the workers' compensation story, stay for the racist commentary. Seems like some guy has been reading the Consumerist too much and decided that the executive e-mail carpet bomb was insufficient. So, he registered his complaint with management with...
CNN posted an article about cell phone jammers. Some guy uses one on public buses, when he thinks someone yapping on the cell phone is being rude. This guy thinks there is a racial component to it. In short, his point seems to be that the annoying...
As the world seems to be aware, the New York Knicks have a new star player named Jeremy Lin. Not since Patrick Ewing, my fellow Hoya, joined the team have I seen such excitement over a Knickerbocker. [Full disclosure: I grew up in NY and I am a Knicks fan.] Over...
Seriously, hasn't anyone told Rick Santorum that he's gay? Only a self-hating closet case could be this much of a fucktard. That's where he tells a high school class that they are better off having parents in prison than having gay parents. No word on how the...
By Tatiana von Tauber And if Obama had two boys? I'm deeply disappointed by the recent decision to eliminate easier access to the so called morning after pill by girls 17 and under. I fully get where Obama gets his mindset from. I'm a parent of 2 girls, one 13 and very pretty. Obama's...
