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Update: Damon exercises no-trade clause, prefers Detroit to feces-filled bee tank.

I just got off the phone with Johnny “Jesus” Damon who informed me that he has exercised the no-trade clause in his contract, nixing the Red Sox’s waiver action.   “I love Detroit,” says Damon.  He continued:  “Although spending my remaining years in a feces- and bee- filled tank in the Red Sox bleachers would be a step up in terms of quality of life over living in Detroit, I find the Mad Max atmosphere of the city too charming to leave.”

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