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She's got big tits. So what?

Slutty?  Ill-advised?
Slutty? Ill-advised?

Meghan McCain posted a picture of herself on Twitter that, I guess, failed to cover up her tittehs enough. I know, as a young republican, perhaps she should have worn a burkha.

The fallout was absurd, with bloggers and commentators calling McCain a “slut,” and the gentlest commentators saying that she was an “ill-advised young woman for posting that photo.”

I know that Gail Dines isn’t about to nominate me as “feminist of the year,” but jesus christ. Leave the girl alone. So she’s got tig ol bitties. Wonderful! There’s nothing in the rulebook that says a girl can’t be an outspoken conservative and look hot. It might be different if McCain (either one of them) campaigned on that fake-assed “family values” platform. It this happened to be one of the Bush twins (heh heh… heh… Bush twins) or James Dobson’s daughter, it might be a different story. But Meghan McCain?

What a whore!  Skank!
What a whore! Skank!

Honestly, do we really want to discourage attractive women from getting into politics? Do you think that Mary Beth Buchanan would be such a raging bitch if she had Meghan McCain’s body? Hell no, and the Constitution would be safer for it. I think that we should applaud Meghan for deciding to do something with her life rather than ride on her daddy’s money into some dipshitted grad school program where she could just rely on her tittehs and earn her M.R.S. degree. Christ, as a leftist, I’m just jealous… jealous that the girls on “our side” always seem to look like Boris Yeltsin mated with Benny Hill.

I don’t agree with Meghan McCain’s politics (generally). But, I’m on her side here. If you don’t like what she has to say, then take out your blade and start fencing with her. If all you’ve got to attack her with is her own tits, you’re (you guessed it) an asshat!

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