By J. DeVoy
Subpoenaing the monkey would resolve some of these issues. But we cannot. Per Peter Gabriel, you can shock the monkey – but you cannot subpoena him. Those are for people.
Plus, monkeys can be extraordinarily violent. There’s nothing alpha about serving a subpoena on a creature that’s prone to ripping off your face:
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca9fOZ-Y74I&w=560&h=349]
H/T: Techdirt, for posing the question.
