Condomania apparently did an extensive survey of cock sizes throughout the United States. This article, from the Phoenix New Times, proudly boasts the Grand Canyon State’s fifth place finish.
According to the study, New Hampshire has the biggest average penis size in America. That makes sense, what with all that self-confident “Live Free or Die” thing going on. At the other end of the spectrum, poor Wyoming comes in dead last. That makes sense too, since Wyoming is Dick Cheney’s home state.
