When someone runs for public office, I like the candidate to disclose his or her reason for running. Democrat Lee Mercer gives us 70! See Mercer for President
My favorite is reason #49:
To Prove the United States Government killed my sex life, my wife sex life, my daughter-in –laws sex life both may sons and other of my family members sex life with Espionage Experimentation and Espionage Exploitation sex killing.