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Thank you Brent Newton – American Legal Education is Worthless

By Randazza and DeVoy Brent Newton, an Adjunct Professor at Georgetown, wrote a law review article about how professors writing law review articles is a waste of time. The article, Preaching What They Don’t Practice: Why Law Faculties’ Preoccupation with Impractical Scholarship and Devaluation of Practical Competencies Obstruct Reform in the Legal Academy, is actually worth reading … which is rather unusual for a law review article. my thesis is that it will not be possible to implement such proposed curricular and pedagogical reforms if law schools continue their trend of primarily hiring and promoting tenure-track faculty members whose primary

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CNN: Most young christians are actually massive hypocrites

By J. DeVoy CNN has a story about the hollowness of youth spirituality that is not terribly surprising, but affirming in some aspects. The Pros: CNN notes that most young Christians are callow and spineless, claiming to believe in their religion while doing all the drugs, partaking in the materialism, and having all the premarital sex and children that their professed faith forbids. [Ed.’s note — we’re very much in favor of all of these things at the Legal Satyricon, but we’re also not running a cult bent on limiting its followers’ personal freedom.]  By latching onto the “we’re all

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W00t W00t! Return of Blog L00t!

BLOG LOOT IS BACK (& Better than Ever) By Christopher Hayes Blog Loot, as some of you may remember, is a shout out to all of our fellow bloggers fighting the good fight and providing you both useful and useless information on a daily schedule. The following “Loot” is for those who enjoy a little bit of everything. The “Miller Test Strikes Again” Marty Klein at Sexual Intelligence highlights the ridiculousness of the “Miller Test”, which we all know is the legal test for determining the obscenity of sexual material. Our lovely tax dollars, during the biggest recession since 1929,

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Departures Magazine – You may blow me now

By Marc J. Randazza I have a pretty awesome American Express card limit. If I decided to go on the lam, I could probably just buy a plane and worry about it later. I carry no balance on it, but it’s nice to know that if I gotta grab a car in a hurry, I can buy it. I’m not bragging. Any twit with a decent paying job who pays his bills can get that kind of credit. You just start early, never fuck them over, and agree to pay a somewhat outrageous membership fee. But, you see, I love

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Welcome to Georgia, USA

By Tatiana von Tauber I found this opinion piece in the local paper today. It was a letter to the editor and it reads: “Don’t vote from list writer says” Editor: I have Democrat friends both black and white. What they tell me is appalling. I have been told by the black friends that when it comes to elections that they go to the NAACP or the Democratic headquarters and get a list of people to vote for. The white friends say they go to the Democrat headquarters and get the list. It is a very sad day in America when a

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News Flash: L.A. Times Prints Whiney Panic Piece

by Jason Fischer Okay.  So it’s not really a news flash – it’s kinda the bread and butter of the L.A. Times to print whiney panic pieces.  However, this story hit upon our sweet spot.  Reporter David G. Savage writes to warn us all about the dangers of criticizing others on teh interwebs.  The advice to bloggers and emailers: “think twice before sending a message.” With all due respect to the attorneys quoted in the piece, the story is a load of shit.  It paints the picture that you can and will be sued for posting anything negative about anyone

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Support the Iowa Supreme Court

Back in April, the Iowa Supreme Court issued an inspiring ruling, which struck down Iowa’s ban on same sex marriage. (earlier post). Whether you give a shit if gays get married or not, the court’s decision was well-reasoned and upheld the principle that “equal” means “equal.” In response, Bob Vander Plaats, a Republican candidate for Iowa Governor called for an “executive order” overturning the decision. We mocked him in this post. Now Vander Plaats is at it again – trying to organize a campaign to remove the justices from the Iowa Supreme Court in their next retention election. (source) Of

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The Passion of the Chris

By J. DeVoy In a recent GChat session about his recent video game post (reprinted with permission), Christopher Harbin – who endorsed Obama just two years ago – saw the light: Christopher: and the whole thing is solved by the market Christopher: let them price the used market into the beginning [price] Christopher: now it’s 90 bucks Jay: and people will be like “lol i’m not buying that shit” Jay: so every game will be awesome to justify the price Jay: nothing short of a ‘Halo’ would be released. Christopher: […] when did I go all libertarian and conservative Christopher: I’m

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The Academic Feminist Witch Hunt

By Marc J. Randazza “Feminist Law Professors,” is a blog that throws cyber-tantrums at the notion of anonymous speech on the internet. (more and more) Their comment policy prefers that the authors name themselves, of course. But, when they decide to start an academic lynch mob, these rules go out the window, and on go the masks. They bring us this anonymous criticism of Adam Cohen, a Yale Law professor who published a Time magazine article criticizing Judge Judith Raub Eiler. The author elected to remain anonymous, so lets do two things… lets call the Irony Police, and lets call

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Paging Captain Obvious!

Ken Mehlman finally came out of the closet. (source) I will give him some credit. At least he came out in a classy way – not in a typical Republican way, like after being caught snorting meth off a pool boy’s dick in a public restroom.

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Inappropriate Alertness

By Marc J. Randazza In Elmwood Place, Ohio, a woman was pulled over for having illegally-tinted windows. No wonder she had them tinted so dark, because behind them she had her pants unzipped, and had an un-specified sex toy in her lap. She apparently confessed to the police officer that she was masturbating with the sex toy while watching porn on her passenger’s laptop. The officer cited her for “inappropriate alertness.” (source) And no… she wasn’t hot.

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Penny Arcade Turns Traitor: Says Used Game Purchasers "Pirates"

by Christopher Harbin I’m stark raving mad right now.  I’ve never been much of a hot head.  And over the years my old age has tempered my immediate reactions, but I went from Calmsville to Livid City after reading Penny Arcade’s latest comic without so much as a stopover at Smoldering Anger Junction. The comic was commenting on a new trend in video games.  Recently, game publishers have locked more and more content that was traditionally included in a game behind an online pay wall.  For example, earlier this year, EA Sports started preventing those purchasing used games from playing

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Update: Damon exercises no-trade clause, prefers Detroit to feces-filled bee tank.

I just got off the phone with Johnny “Jesus” Damon who informed me that he has exercised the no-trade clause in his contract, nixing the Red Sox’s waiver action.   “I love Detroit,” says Damon.  He continued:  “Although spending my remaining years in a feces- and bee- filled tank in the Red Sox bleachers would be a step up in terms of quality of life over living in Detroit, I find the Mad Max atmosphere of the city too charming to leave.”

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