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Inappropriate Alertness

By Marc J. Randazza

In Elmwood Place, Ohio, a woman was pulled over for having illegally-tinted windows. No wonder she had them tinted so dark, because behind them she had her pants unzipped, and had an un-specified sex toy in her lap. She apparently confessed to the police officer that she was masturbating with the sex toy while watching porn on her passenger’s laptop. The officer cited her for “inappropriate alertness.” (source)

And no… she wasn’t hot.

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