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Updated: That "info" graphic about rape? Bend it over, slap its ass, and forcibly fuck it with facts

“I don’t know when, or where, but I can guarantee that every one of you will be raped.” -Deputy Trudy Wiegel, Reno 911

This “info” graphic is making the rounds. Too bad it is bullshit.

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Of course, it is not fashionable to ever pollute the “rape culture” discussion with facts. Facts are sexist. So Mark Bennett must be sexist, because he’s forcibly sodomizing the dumb piece of shit who put this “info” graphic together with a throbbing cock made of facts right over here.

A 1996 study provides “Every year since 1989, in about 25 percent of the sexual assault cases referred to the FBI where results could be obtained (primarily by State and local law enforcement), the primary suspect has been excluded by forensic DNA testing.” More patriarchy sponsored oppression facts here.

Now go get your fuckin’ shine box. Because you know what? Crying “wolf” doesn’t help legitimate victims, it hurts them.

As counsel for the blogger in the Steubenville case, nobody can claim that I’m blind to the under-reported rape issue. Further, I have close friends who “didn’t bother” to report their rapes — and I actually daydream, occasionally, about hunting down the fuckers and cutting their cocks off. I’m as angry as an un-punished rape as the most rabid screaming women’s studies professor. But, it makes me pretty stabby when someone tries to help, but really hurts the cause.

The prior version of this piece erroneously interpreted a third party post.

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