Michelle Bachmann, someone unqualified to clean my toilets, has jumped out ahead of the pack as the new conservative darling. Anyone who thinks of themselves as a conservative should either change name tags or have their heads examined. Bachmann is in the news today for signing a pledge...
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yiQXPOO1Yo&NR=1] the comments to this on youtube, where I found it, are pretty hilarious. ...
By J. DeVoy In addition to last month's anemic job growth, other numbers are mounting up against Barack Obama. In particular, the youth who handed him his 2008 victory, are slowly deserting him. With 85% of the class of 2011 moving back into their parents' basements, it's easy to understand why....
By J. DeVoy If I had listened to the advice of other people over the last five or so years, I'd have levered up and bought a house, gone to the local law school, started running marathons and stopped eating meat. In short, my life would have been ruined -- actually...
By J. DeVoy One week ago, I killed Santa. I'm telling the world now because I just confirmed that it was his DNA. I didn't take any pictures, and dumped the body in the ocean before a third party could verify its identity, but just trust me. [N.B. - I do not...
By J. DeVoy [youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dKdBlKgquw&w=425&h=349] With Osama Bin Laden dead for a week and the DNA tests purportedly confirming his demise, it's morning again in America. Surely the PATRIOT Act will be repealed, and Obama will channel Ronald Reagan to bust and disband the unionized, lecherous zealots of the TSA. The NSA's...
By J. DeVoy It disbands it in a vote of no-confidence, as is happening right now. This is a fairly regular occurrence in Canada, and something that, in some ways, would warrant salivation among the politically disillusioned here in the U.S....
With all this talk about budget cuts across the board, at least there is something in the budget that will be kept sacred. Food for the hungry? Nope. Medical care? Nah. Social security? Nopers. Military aid to Israel....
By J. DeVoy Well, America, it's been a fun ride, but I think we should be parting ways sooner rather than later. We had a lot of good times together and I like a lot about you - your size and resources, the rule of law and well-defined rights for others...
I was just chuckling at myself, for being such a moron that I bought into that HOPE crap. Just to see what was there, I navigated over to HOPE.com. I found a completely appropriate web page there, a pay per click page that was full of links to...
