Creepy? Definitely. Proportionality? Not so much.

This is creepy. Creepy in an “only in Flori-duh” way. A guy makes friends with a family (at a Baptist Church). He starts getting a little weird, so they tell him that he can’t come over any more. He breaks into their house so that he can touch the kids’ feet while masturbating. See, I said it was creepy.

His sentence? 15 years.

Sure, if that was my kid, I’d probably have beaten the guy into a mess so bad that Beatrix Kiddo would have pitied him. Nevertheless, 15 years for whacking it while touching someone’s feet?