In 2000, we (apparently) decided as a nation that it might be a good idea to elect a dumb-as-fuck redneck who wanted to turn America into a theocracy. Meh, it did not exactly work out that well.
But hey, why not just give it another try? I mean, there’s no better qualification to be President than a folksy “I just fucked my cousin” accent along with some overly dramatic music in the background and a little gay bashing.
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Honestly, if you vote for this guy, you should be forcibly sterilized. So should everyone who is related to you. And anyone who does not hate you should be sterilized too.
