McCain in Vain – McCain in Pain

Ol’ man McCain says that Ted “series of tubes ” Stevens should resign — that’s after 26 years of palling around with him. Track #19 on London Calling, anyone?

Meanwhile, as a consolation prize for all the conservatives who have broken ranks and backed Obama, McCain picked up a big endorsement – from Al Qaeda.

Johnny Chimpo is still undecided and could not be reached for comment.