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From the Seattle Times

Most of the time, a kiss is just a kiss in the stands at Seattle Mariners games. The crowd hardly even pays attention when fans smooch.

But then last week, a lesbian complained that an usher at Safeco Field asked her to stop kissing her date because it was making another fan uncomfortable. (source)

If two girls making out makes you uncomfortable, well… you aint no friend of mine. The only thing hotter than two girls making out is two girls who like baseball making out. (For the record, these don’t seem to be the kind of lesbians that look like Benny Hill with a mullet).

The ball game is actually a pretty money date idea. I’ve done my share of making out at Fenway and Camden Yards. I guess nobody cared because it was of the heterosexual variety.

I’m not the most socially enlightened guy in the world, but for christ’s sake, how hard is it to just leave gay people alone? Do you think they woke up one day and said “gee, in this quest for love, I think I’d rather reduce my dating pool by 97% and freak everyone out!”

It is probably tough enough being gay without “regular” people busting their balls.

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