By J. DeVoy
A Virginia man broke into an adult novelty store earlier this week, but did not steal anything. Law enforcement was summoned and, upon arriving on the scene, the suspect fled to a closet in an effort to avoid apprehension. He was then discovered by police — as he was “attempting sexual relations” with a blow-up doll.
Naturally, South Park has commentary pre-made for the incident:
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-L4VvWHrVc&w=560&h=349]
