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Pink Pony Defies Daytona – Police Chief Gets All Gangsta

“Hey, you want to declare war? My gang’s bigger than his gang,”

-Daytona Beach Police Chief Mike Chitwood reacting to the news that Daytona’s Pink Pony Club has gone full nude, defying the local ordinance banning such entertainment in his otherwise high-brow community.

I don’t mind a cop being firm, but when he sounds like and idiot who holds his gun sideways, it diminishes my confidence in him. He might as well have said “all y’all bitches betta put y’alls britches on or I is gonna put mah boot up y’alls ass.” At least then, we could have presumed that he was trying to be funny.

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