The only thing funnier than the underlying story (pastor breaks into a woman’s house, steals her sex toy and lube, and breaks his leg while escaping) is the melodramatic news coverage.
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The senior pastor at the church had this to say:
I am deeply grieving for the victim in this terrible situation.
That must have been some sex toy if its loss creates a need for deep grief. Good grief!
Hat Tip and Props to: Quizlaw
