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Ted Stevens Loses

Convicted Felon Ted Stevens (R-AK) has apparently, finally, lost his bid for re-election to the Senate. The really good news? Had he been re-elected, he likely would have been expelled from the Senate, and then Bible Spice (a.k.a. Sarah Palin) would have either been allowed to appoint a successor, or there would have had to be a special election. Had there been such an election, Palin would certainly have done her best Suzanne Stone impersonation and likely would have been elected to the Senate.

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