Jennifer Lee De Roberto got pulled over in Lee County, Flori-duh for some reason or another. The police smelled alcohol, but she denied having anything to drink. Then the story gets awesome:
She claimed to have had nothing to drink and said she was the designated driver, even though no one else was in the car. Deputies did find three full bottles and a half-emtpy bottle of Sutter Home wine in the car.
She told the deputy: “I’m a good person. Why are you doing this to me?”
After she failed field sobriety tests in a nearby parking lot, she pulled down her pants, sat down and urinated. A grandmother and her 10-year-old granddaughter were in an adjacent fireworks stand and witnessed the incident. (source)
She later blew a .20. The legal limit is .08.
I am not a DUI lawyer, but let me give you some free advice. If you get pulled over for a DUI, don’t piss during the traffic stop.
