A Detroit cop takes 1/4 ounce of marijuana, makes brownies, and he and his wife get WACKED out of their heads. Part of his 911 call is asking if the Red Wings really won, or if that was a hallucination. Needless to say, he’s no longer working as a police officer.
Listen to the 911 call here. Don’t drink coffee while listening, or you’ll shoot it out your nose and burn your sinuses.
I’m actually in physical pain while listening to this, pain from laughter.