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Bill Cosby's lawyers: I DECLARE CONFIDENTIALITY!!!!
I’m sure you’ve heard the rumors. Some woman claims that Bill Cosby raped her 30 years ago. He allegedly gave her a pill and some wine. Did it happen? I
Adventures in E-Ventures
I have no idea what E-Ventures does. Here’s their website. You figure it out. For all I know, it is the next big thing. I do know that it brought
Pick-Up Artist Gets Hilariously Scathing Legal Rebuke
Familiar formula. Jackhole says incredibly offensive stuff under the blanket of the First Amendment. Someone publicly calls him out. He unironically tries to censor his critics. And a lot of
Catcalling royalty
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Which came first, the fall of the wall or freedom?
Most people think that first the Berlin wall fell, and then East Germans got their freedom. “The Collapse: The Accidental Opening of the Berlin Wall,” a recent book by Mary
Florida First Amendment Counsel Needed (Pro Bono)
I received an inquiry from a party who needs First Amendment counsel in Florida. I have a conflict, so I can’t do it. It is pro bono or perhaps super-duper
I DECLARE CONFIDENTIALITY!
You remember that episode, where Michael Scott declares bankruptcy? [youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuGIgf-ICHM] Keep that in mind for this lesson, kids. This happens to all of us, from time to time. A lawyer
The most dangerous car?
This weekend, I was lecturing my kids before they went out to ride bikes. I asked them “what is the most dangerous car?” The answer I was looking for was
I applaud for Google
You all remember SkyNet Google? You know, that little company that could? The one that swore “Don’t Be Evil” and “Make the World a Better Place” were its mantras? Yeah,
My awesomeometer just exploded
Yours will too if you watch this (Gwar covers The Pet Shop Boys and Jim Carroll)
Catcalling is for Genetic Refuse
We are here for one reason — to fuck. The old DNA says “spawn or go extinct.” We may have frolics and detours along the way, to either make the
Lets Play Find the Defamation (updated)
Class, please watch the following video. There will be a quiz afterward. [youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6N8z2WIYr4M] [polldaddy poll=8417047] “Potato” is the credited response. Remember, it is not which answer is “correct,” but which
The Roca Labs Order
There are plenty of articles out there on Roca Labs. I’ll just provide the order, without comment. Ok, one quote: As Plaintiff has not demonstrated a likelihood of success on
The Candy Bitch
I make no secret about the fact that I do consider open bloody class war to be an ok way to fix things. “Life is like a stew, you have
The Laws of Uranus
As an discussion about space grows longer, the probability of a mention of Uranus approaches 100%. He who is the first to mention Uranus wins the thread or conversation.
Oh…. Candada? Stop trying to be like us!
Dear Canada, You’re already pretty awesome. The weather sucks, but if you ever get around to that Turks and Caicos thing, you can have your own Hawaii. I don’t like
Legal Pop Culture Citations
Marc’s recent post on How to Cite to Walter Sobchak, along with another friend’s comment on citing to The Pirates of Penzance, has inspired me to create a new Wikia.
Thank you again, Rick Scott
I wish I could have had the luxury of growing up and living and spending my entire life in a nice place like the American West, but I was doing
Woman Charged Under Revenge Porn Law – Oh, Shocker
I hate the whole revenge porn thing. Not just that people do it, but I hate talking about it. Why? Because the whole subject just attracts bullshit like tourists with
Ebola is the New Black
Ok, not really, but I figured it was a catchier title than “Ebola is the new paranoia for the stupid genetic refuse that proves that Idiocracy was not just a
