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10 Worst US Prosecutors I can’t claim authorship for this — that, and the Brass Balls award for the month goes to Bob Bennett!

“Do what’s right for you, as long as it don’t hurt no one.” -Elvis Presley. In honor of the 30th anniversary of Elvis’ disappearance, I offer the following homage to

Top Ten Ways to Stop Genericidists (They who commit acts of Genericide upon Trademarks)

In this corner — Dischord Records and Minor Threat For you kids who might not remember, Minor Threat was the spring from which all of the Washington D.C. punk rock

I thought this guy had brass balls the size of grapefruits and announced that he was my new hero. (link). I reverse myself. He got really lucky that time. If

I just stumbled upon this blog entry and had to share. Dude walks into a business for a big meeting. While he is checking out the “cute administrative assistant,” he

I belong to a Trademark Lawyer’s newsgroup. One of my friends on that group (who will remain un-named) made the following understatement of the year: “I have noticed Office Actions

Apparently four black teens were ejected from Downtown Disney for… wait for it…. loitering under Disney’s new “anti-gang, no-loitering policy.” Read here. One also “made ‘kind of smart remarks’ to

It has been six months since “the incident.” I’ve obviously not taken it very well. Rest in Slack, my Brother. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/v/OAblYFFx0Cw] [youtube=http://youtube.com/watch?v=wgn3wCfPBao] [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GfsP0jZnRo] This probably seems irrelevant until 3:00 or

Carol Burnett isn’t funny. Sorry, maybe it is a generational thing. Maybe I have become numb to her corny humor after too many marathon sessions watching Jackass and South Park.

This is a pretty funny lawsuit. Family Guy used Carol Burnett’s likeness (well, a cartoon depiction of her “Charwoman” character) in one of its episodes. The depiction shows Charwoman working