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John Jardini

CBS Pittsburgh reports that John Jardini, 26, really liked a girl. He liked her so much that he robbed her, took $60 from her, and asked for her phone number. (Which she gave him, for some reason). After he robbed her, he called her twice trying to get her to go out with him. Police used cell phone records to track him down, but such sleuthing wasn’t really necessary.

Police got a search warrant for Jardini’s phone records and were on the verge of tracking him down, but then Jardini reportedly assaulted the same girl and her mother outside Zack’s Market on Brownville Road. (source)

While this guy is being mocked all over the place, something about this story doesn’t smell right. Perhaps the girl was so scared during the initial robbery that she gave him her real phone number without thinking about it. Perhaps this guy really is this stupid.

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