Why do you hate America?

I get that question a lot — as do most people who think and express opinions. Of course the answer is that we don’t “hate America.” In fact, it is precisely because we love America that we don’t like seeing shitheads ruin it, and we feel compelled to say something about it.

Well, until now.

If you’re ever asked “why do you hate America,” you can go into a diatribe about the Constitution and ideas and shit like that… or you can just say THIS IS WHY!

And if you want to know why I support forced sterilization…. same answer.