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[caption id="attachment_19145" align="alignright" width="171"] There is a 75% chance that this man has Ebola. He is wearing sunglasses for your protection, because making eye contact with black people is scary as fuck, and will kill you because Ebola. [/caption]Ok, not really, but I figured it was a catchier...

[caption id="attachment_18725" align="alignright" width="175"] The offensive statue.Photo Courtesy of Melissa Wall, Ph.D. under a creative commons license. [/caption]Every law firm gets confronted (on a pretty regular basis) with the question: "should I put my name on this?" That soul searching comes into play when you wonder, "is this honorable?" You...

If you don't already know who Carlos Miller is, you should. You are more free because Miller won't let newsgathering and photography die under the wheels of a paranoid nation, shrieking with fear at imaginary terrorists, and hiring policies in police departments that seem to favor people with personality...

As many long-time readers know, Section 2(a) of the Trademark Act is one of my pet peeves. This is the section of the Trademark Act that gives pretty much unfettered discretion to a trademark examiner to deny a trademark registration on the basis that the mark itself is "immoral"...

[caption id="attachment_14818" align="alignright" width="175"] If I remove these glasses, that will substantially affect interstate commerce, Mr. Larry Johnson. [/caption] Henmingway said, “There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self.” That may be true, but you still have...

My hatred for the TSA is well documented. Examples here, here, here, and especially here. For those of you who say "they are just doing their jobs," well they have a choice. They can quit, like this guy did....

If you had to create a chart of the things I like and the things I don't like, vaginas and the TSA would clearly be at opposite ends. The vagina is truly a wonderful thing, when properly cared for. Your mileage may vary depending on diet, grooming, genetics, and...