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Euphemism of the Day – "Unusual Hobby"

The Montgomery Advertiser reports that a local Baptist pastor has died while “enjoying [an] unusual hobby.”

Rev. Gary M. Aldridge, senior pastor at Thorington Road Baptist Church was found dead in his home “under unusual circumstances.”

Aldridge died of asphyxiation, according to a preliminary report from the Alabama Department of Forensic Sciences. The police went on to state that Aldridge evidently did not die from random criminal activity. Forensic Sciences also said there were no signs of injuries to Aldridge’s body.

The autopsy was recently released, and apparently Pastor Aldrdige’s death was caused by some autoerotic fooling around that didn’t go well. He was found hogtied and wearing two complete wet suits, including a face mask, diving gloves and slippers, rubberized underwear, a head mask and a dildo firmly entrenched in his anus. Aldridge served as the church’s pastor for 16 years. Immediately following his death, church officials issued a press release asking community members to “please refrain from speculation” about what led to Aldridge’s demise, adding that, “we will begin the healing process under the strong arm of our Savior, Jesus Christ.” (source)

Yes, these are “unusual circumstances.” I will not laugh at this either… it is sad. I simply wonder how many countless hours that Pastor Aldridge spent telling others how to manage their own sex lives — and look how he winds up.

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