News & Media
Randazza: What Shall We Do With the Dago?
There are good and bad immigrants. Appleton Morgan explained this in Popular Science (vol 38). Morgan concluded that some immigrants just do not belong in America, no matter how hard we try and make them fit. These immigrants are prone to violence. They do not share our culture. They do not share our language. They are looking for a handout.
Randazza: Maybe the Press Should Listen to Steve Bannon
It is no secret that the Trump administration has a tense relationship with the institutional media. Conservatives have long felt that the media is biased against their point of view, and with the exception of Fox News, who could really argue with them? The “objective” media, to the extent it ever existed, is an endangered species. And this election cycle,
Randazza: Legalize Child Porn?
We should be worried about the Adverse Secondary Effects of making child porn illegal. A few days ago, I brought you this post about a cop who got busted for filming the perfectly legal (in Texas) act of having sex with a dog. In it, I hinted that he also got tapped for possession of child porn, and that this
Randazza: Screw your dog, just don’t film it!
Texas puts the “best” in bestiality! A cop got arrested for fucking a dog. Hilarity ensues. (source) And, who could sympathize with this cop? He was fucking a dog, after all. Well, that’s the thing about seeing someone prosecuted — you shouldn’t think about whether you sympathize with them. You shouldn’t think about “what happens if I want to fuck
Randazza: Donald Trump’s Golden Opportunity
Donald Trump infamously said he was going to “open up the libel laws.” First Amendment loving people pushed back — even a lot of Trump supporters, or at least people who are not suffering from Trump Derangement Syndrome. See, e.g., Is the First Amendment Safe from Donald Trump? We don’t need to make it easier for public figures to sue
Protect yourself in Brazil
Although you might not think often about protecting your trademark rights in Brazil, you need to – even if you don’t yet have a single Brazilian customer. Scammers are constantly looking for ways to profit off of the work of others. Anyone with a computer and a little bit of know-how can start skimming your customers. Even worse, with just
Randazza: We can never be too safe! (Update – Passenger banned for life)
We can never be too safe from awful speech. You know, speech with which we disagree. That kind. This douchebag got on a flight and went on a 45 second triumphant rant about Trump. “We got some Hillary bitches on here,” the man yelled. “Come on, baby. Trump!” He then kept yelling, telling everyone that Trump is “president of every
Randazza: Castro Dead – Good Time to Talk About “Fake News”
“Journalists” are writing about “fake news” as if “bullshit” was something new. If you don’t know the name “Herbert Matthews,” but you think you know anything about Fidel Castro, you don’t know shit. Matthews was the master of journalistic fiction, and he and the New York Times are why you even know Castro’s name. Matthews covered the Italian invasion of
Randazza: Castro is Dead. So What?
So Castro is finally dead. Some are dancing on his grave. Some are mourning him. As usual, I agree with nobody. Fulgencio Batista, the Cuban dictator who preceded him was arguably worse. Knowing that matters. Batista jailed and tortured his political opponents and was as brutal a dictator as Castro ever could have imagined. He plundered the Cuban economy for
Randazza: Gracias por estar aquí
Lets start with what this is not. I am neither predicting doom from a Trump presidency, nor am I telling you that you have nothing to worry about. That isn’t the point. The point is not the relative merits of what happened on November 8. The point is that if you want to fix it, whatever it is, you can.
Randazza: Delray Beach Passes Really Stupid Tattoo Studio Ordinance
The City of Delray Beach, Florida decided that it didn’t like “that kind of thing.” So, they took a page out of the moral-crusader textbook — formerly only used to ban adult bookstores and strip clubs — and informed tattoo artists that they are just not welcome in their Quiet Little Beach Community. Ordinance No. 33-16 places a number of
Randazza: No, the Middle Finger is not “Obscene”
The finger is not obscene. Every so often, a case pops up where some prosecutor decides to press charges on someone for giving the bird. The most recent one, overturned on appeal, was in Commonwealth v. Waugaman. Mr. Waugaman flipped off his ex wife after dropping off his kids to her. From the facts, it also sounds like he was
Randazza: Private Porn Shoots! Brilliant? No.
I often get asked the question, “why isn’t porn prostitution?” That led to a post a while back, Why is Prostitution Illegal, but Pornography is Not? And, perennially, a reporter will call me up and want a class on it. See, e.g., What’s the Difference Between Porn and Prostitution? Being asked this so many times, I finally wrote a 42
Randazza: Yes, Vote Swapping, Vote Pairing, Trump Trading is Legal
There are a bunch of websites out there offering “vote swapping” or “vote pairing” or “Trump trading” or “vote pact” whatever you want to call it. The Reddit-lawyers are certain that this is “illegal.” It is not illegal. The idea started in 2000, when swing state voters who wanted to vote Green decided to hook up with safe-state voters who
Randazza: No, Porn is Not Prostitution – and you can film it anywhere in America
The “Condom Wars” in California are about to come to a head. Prop 60, if it passes, will mandate condoms in adult film production (among other things). The industry has threatened to leave California, en masse, if it does pass. Those who support the measure (pretty much just the zombie-like jackass who stands to profit from it) claim that the
Randazza: No, the ABA Did Not “Censor” a Story About Donald Trump Being a Censorious Asshat
The story about the ABA “censoring” Susan Seager is not what it seems. One Newspaper reported “US lawyers ‘too scared’ to publish report on Donald Trump baselessly suing people – in case he baselessly sues them.” (source) With everyone falling over themselves to complain about Donald Trump and censorship, the real victim seems to be the facts – not free
Pro Bono Representation Grant to the American Muslim Women PAC
Randazza Legal Group is proud to announce that it has given a pro bono representation grant to the American Muslim Women PAC to provide First Amendment and Intellectual Property services to the organization. The PAC’s president, Marriam Seddiq, said, ‘Freedom of Speech and Freedom of Religion, these are key American values. We are proud to not only stand up to
Randazza Rejoices: The 9th Circuit Fixed its Octane Fitness Problem
Under the Lanham Act, a prevailing party can get its attorneys’ fees from the losing party in “exceptional cases.” 15 U.S.C. § 1117(a). While this is interesting enough in the trademark and false advertising litigation context, it also has some application to SLAPP suits — at least when the plaintiff tries to play games with the Lanham Act. So lets
Is Trump Really "Libel Proof?"
Is Donald Trump’s controversial reputation sufficient to refer to him as “Libel Proof”? On one hand, with Trump’s numerous statements dating back decades about how he objectifies women and his recently leaked statements he calls “locker room talk,” it’s hard to see how his reputation on this point could get any worse. On the other hand, Trump doesn’t quite fit
Randazza: No, it is not illegal to read Wikileaks
Chris Cuomo seems to be following his big brother’s lead when it comes to the First Amendment. On CNN, Cuomo said: “Also interesting is, remember, it’s illegal to possess these stolen documents,” Cuomo says. “It’s different for the media, so everything you’re learning about this, you’re learning from us.” Mr. Cuomo… I don’t say this lightly…. but YOU EAT AT
