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Kitty Porn
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New fertility treatment
Step 1: Give blowjob Step 2: Swallow Step 3: Get stabbed Step 4: Profit! I am not sure if DHAPNG can result in pregnancy. But, if a woman with no vagina gives head, swallows, and then gets stabbed… it seems like she can get pregnant from that. Well, according to doctors in Lesotho, it is possible. I dunno… sounds like
Dissecting the female traditionalist and anti-feminist
By Tatiana von Tauber and J. DeVoy When Furman University recently hosted 85-year-old conservative activist and anti-feminist woman Phyllis Schlafly, controversy was sure to follow. Schlafly, calling feminists “bitter, unhappy and not successful women,” argued that there was no glass ceiling for women, and that women who embrace feminism die alone and bitter. In light of our divergent views on
Reasons why you're miserable
By J. DeVoy This list from Amerika.org warrants sharing. It’s so nearly perfect that commentary or additions are superfluous. The next time someone wonders why it seems the world is going to hell, edify them. We give extreme negative power to the wrong people in this society. We reward the voice who shouts an epithet from the crowd, maybe “Communist”
Standard Deviation: What’s Obscene in an Online World?
Examining the community standards test of Miller v. California and the unlikelihood of its expansion to consider a “national community.” Obscenity is not protected by the First Amendment, but there is a specific test for finding it, enunciated in Miller v. California. As part of that test, the content must be evaluated by an average person applying “community standards,” which
Italian transvestite inmates to receive separate but equal treatment
By J. DeVoy Italy is so besieged by gender-bending felons that it’s opening a new prison exclusively for them. Sensitivity training and special accommodations abound. Around 30 transgender detainees will be moved to the facility from a prison outside Florence, where they are currently serving their sentences. Most were convicted for prostitution or drug-related offences. The governor of Lazio, the
Pass Me My Porn Please
By Tatiana von Tauber When I was a kid I was mad that anyone would laugh at or with Benny Hill. The idea of making fun of T & A sickened me. Then I grew up and discovered that if one can’t have fun with sex one is just lacking the humor around the absurdity of seriousness society has placed
Massachusetts libel case upholds Fair Report privilege
By J. DeVoy The trial court’s opinion in Howell v. Enterprise was affirmed by Massachusetts’ Supreme Judicial Court earlier this month, reaffirming the special protection journalists have when reporting on difficult cases. The Media Law blog offered its analysis of the case and its significance when the decision was released: The opinion in Howell v. Enterprise dismisses a defamation suit brought by
Ohio Scores Limited Victory In Attempts to Halt Web Porn
Reviewing the implications of an Ohio statute attempting to limit access to pornography. Under the statute, which was upheld by the Ohio Supreme court, explicit materials described in its language are prohibited in Ohio. Problematically, much of this content is on the internet, making the statute either unmanageable or applicable to all internet content, essentially extending its breadth to that
Only in America…
by Christopher Harbin Only in the greatest country in the free world can one die-of-a-heart-attack-after-you-eat-here themed restaurant sue another one for trade dress infringement. I’ve never felt so patriotic. I might cry.
Advice for this weekend and all others
By J. DeVoy As the last man standing, literally, and the only unmarried regular Satyriconista, it’s become my de facto role to bring some dating realism to the blog and unite it with legal and social commentary. This must be hilarious to anyone who knows me in real life. I mostly link to stuff that works and marinate it with
Not our sponsor, but they should be
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzNEa0uQQzU] A billboard inspired by the ad has a bunch of big bad Texans’ panties in a wad.
Of course I care about the environment
You might have noticed that this blog doesn’t really talk about environmental issues much… well, except for Fischer’s occasional right-wing-talking points about how global warming is not happening. This has led some readers to question whether I care about the environment. Well I do when issues like this come up.
Flori-duh's bigoted adoption law on the ropes
Another Florida judge has issued a ruling that the state’s law that bans adoptions by homosexuals is unconstitutional and unenforceable: Describing the state statute as unconstitutional on its face, Miami-Dade Circuit Judge Maria Sampedro-Iglesia finalized the boy’s adoption by attorney Vanessa Alenier, 34, earlier this month, the newspaper reports. She and her longtime partner, Melanie Leon, 31, have raised the
Strange
There are direct flights from Buffalo to Detroit? Well, I suppose that at least one businessman made good use of the convenient nonstop.
Salinger Dead
J.D. Salinger is dead. Boy, when you’re dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who
Super Bowl to air "controversial" pro-life ad – care?
By J. DeVoy The big story in my own little slice of hell law school yesterday — other than some ill-planned “joke” by tasteless imbeciles to bring Jersey Shore cast members to commencement — was CBS’s tentative decision to run a pro-life commercial during the Super Bowl. The ad, sponsored by openly Christian group Focus on the Family, features Heisman
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Discrimination – the final frontier
This is where too much PC thinking gets you: When it comes to hiring staff, there are plenty of legal pitfalls employers need to watch out for these days. So recruitment agency boss Nicole Mamo was especially careful to ensure her advert for hospital workers did not offend on grounds of race, age or sexual orientation. However, she hadn’t reckoned