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The Bible Replaced by SEX KITS!!!!

I open my email today, and I get this:


One of the funniest mailing lists I am on is that from this “American Family Association.”

They sent me an email once asking me if I wanted to lead a protest against the DaVinci code. I wish that I had recorded the phone call I made to them (yes, I am 37 and I still make crank calls). I wasn’t mean, I just kept asking questions about shrimp and homosexuals.

They finally decided that I was too crazy to represent their organization. It did take about 15 minutes and my call being transferred three times before anyone came to that conclusion.

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