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I Love My Bike… No I REALLY Love It.

Wow… so a guy in Scotland not only figured out how to have sex with a bicycle, but he actually got caught, arrested, and convicted for it. (Yes, really).

In the BBC report on the story, one person asked, “Would they have done the same to a woman with a sex toy?”

In the UK, no. In the UK you can still play with a sex toy. But, in some third world countries, like Saudi Arabia or Alabama, that will still land you in trouble.

The State of Flori-duh should take Scotland to the World Court. We’re supposed to have an international monopoly on behavior like this. Get off our turf, Scotland!

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