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Grosse Pointe Blankety Blank Blank Blank
If you aren’t familiar with South Park, you won’t get the song below. If you haven’t seen this, you won’t know who Shirley Nagel is. Nagel is a resident of
When Fifth Graders Go Bad
Jordan Hood’s fifth grade art teacher told him to draw a scary Halloween mask for his art class. He complied. However, when Jordan’s homeroom teacher, Melissa Pevey, saw the drawing,
Is Sarah Palin really Shoichi Yokoi?
Shoichi Yokoi was a Japanese soldier who was sent to Guam during World War II. When U.S. forces recaptured the island in 1944, Yokoi went into hiding where he remained
Toilet-Cursing Woman gets $19K Settlement
When Dawn Herb’s toilet overflowed, she swore at it. Go figure. A neighbor, who happened to be a police officer, overheard her. Not content to simply yell “shut up,” he
Quote of the Week – Vince Mancini
I think I speak for everyone when I say, “May your children turn gay and marry negroes in France, you cocksucker.” -Vince Mancini Mancini was talking to Larry Miller, owner
The (sort of) Week-End Blog Loot!
Pre-Election Week Edition… W00T! Editorial and Comment by Zac “I’m-ill-yo” Papantoniou 1. Seriously, making Gov. Palin look stupid is getting a bit redundant… but she makes it so easy pull
Dear John: Thank You For Submitting Your Resume For the Position of President. Unfortunately…
By Jessica Christensen, Employment Law Correspondent The fact that Barack Obama has run a good campaign doesn’t mean he will be a good president. So says Bill Kristol of the
Three Johns on Politics
If by a “Liberal” they mean someone who looks ahead and not behind, someone who welcomes new ideas without rigid reactions, someone who cares about the welfare of the people
The Westboro Baptist Church Lives to Protest Another Day
by Zac Papantoniou, Correspondent of that which is awesome and bad-ass Experience should teach us to be most on our guard to protect liberty when the government’s purposes are beneficient.
Why Morons Succeed in American Politics
In The Triumph of Ignorance: How Morons Succeed in U.S. Politics, George Monibot attempts to figure out what perplexes the rest of the world. How can a country with the
Farewell Josh
Very few of you know who Joshua Samuel Brown is. That’s okay. Lets just say that we are spiritual brothers. His decision to leave the United States, seemingly for good
Right Wing Crybabies
Glen Greenwald writes about how the far-right has become the victim studies department: As [the Right has] ruled the country, it’s been driven into the ground on every level. The
A Picture Says a Thousand Words
Image by Zina Saunders Video Says a Million [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrzXLYA_e6E]
Redistributionist?
YOUNG WOMAN: Are we getting closer and closer to, like, socialism and stuff?. . . CANDIDATE: Here’s what I really believe: That when you reach a certain level of comfort,
Reason 245 Why I Love Sweden
From the Legal Satyricon Sports Desk: A hockey game between Stockholm’s AIK team and the visiting Leksand team was delayed several times because fans threw so many dildos onto the
Palin on the First Amendment
As if you needed more evidence that this woman is terrifyingly stupid and unqualified to even be mayor of Wasilla, let alone Vice President (to say nothing for what happens
Godless Americans! Boo!
By Marc “The Godless” Randazza In honor of Halloween, I’m going to write about something that obviously scares the living daylights out of a lot of Americans – ATHEISTS! Boo!
Lights Out for Sexual Predators This Halloween
By Sam “The Boogyeman” Lea It never occurred to me before reading this story, but Halloween has got to be like Christmas for sexual predators. Not to make light of
Copyright duration primer from a bloodsucking lawyer
By Tara “Bloodsucker” Warrington I am fucking terrified of vampires. Even as a grown woman, I still sleep with the covers drawn up around my neck. Of course, I have
