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Interview: Marc Randazza advocates for client sued by Glenn Beck
Marc Randazza speaks to Declaring Independence about the case in which Glenn Beck sued his client for creating the satirical website GlennBeckRapedAndMurderedAYoungGirlIn1990.com. Together, Randazza and host Christopher Wilson discuss that the website is a parody aimed at mocking the commentator’s rhetoric, as well as the nature of the case, in which Beck claimed trademark infringement and called for the website to be shut down. Check out Parts 1 & 2 of the interview below for more. Check out more of Randazza Legal Group in the news.
Free Speech Coalition v. Holder —- 18 U.S.C. § 2257 Delendum Est!
The Free Speech Coalition has filed its long-awaited complaint seeking to have 18 U.S.C. § 2257 declared unconstitutional. The Background – The War on Sex Social conservatives on both the right and left take great delight in attempting to carve out an erotic speech exception to the First Amendment. The far right thinks that their imaginary friend knows what is best for us – and that is that we shouldn’t have access to erotic materials. The far left is just as bad – believing that they know how to bring us to utopia, and banning erotica is a cobblestone in
Not every crucifix should be a thorn in an atheist's eye.
You don’t need to read this blawg for very long to figure out that I, for one, am a rabid atheist. I have little tolerance for those who try and push their superstitious agenda on to others by hijacking the instrumentalities of the state. I am even more concerned about it when it is done by those who want to push a set of superstitions built around a story of a magic space zombie jew. I am a proud member of the Freedom From Religion Foundation. But sometimes I just shake my head when I see the cases taken up
Buy This Book
I don’t plug products on this blawg very often. However, my little sister wrote a book called Go Tweet Yourself: 365 Reasons Why Twitter, Facebook, MySpace, and Other Social Networking Sites Suck. Flip Twitter the bird. Tell Facebook to f#@% off. Lose it on LinkedIn. Somewhere between the advent of Facebook and launching Twitter to the masses, the Internet betrayed us. It allowed pages to be viewed by job interviewers, newsfeeds to be flooded by Aunt Julie, and for constant tweets about what color socks that random girl from the study group is going to wear today. This book is
United States v. Stevens Oral Arguments
From the sounds of the on-the-ground reports I am getting, it seems that United States v. Stevens is looking good for those of us on the side of Free Speech. Only Alito seems skeptical of the free speech arguments. Sotomayor seemed to strongly challenge the government’s position, and Scalia seemed to be reviving his prior free speech theories as articulated in R.A.V. v. City of St. Paul. A great play-by-play of the arguments is here. The Court was hearing argument in United States v. Stevens, a challenge to the law brought by Robert Stevens, who was prosecuted for making dogfighting
Hysterical Erotophobes Freak Out Over Bikini Clad Baristas
Some people in Clearview, WA are losing their minds over a cafe whose servers wear bikinis at work. “These girls are basically stripping for tips,” pastor and organizer Shahram Hadian told a crowd of about a 100 Tuesday night at the Clearview Foursquare Church. Speakers one after the other recounted experiences with bikini espresso huts and questioned why police and politicians hadn’t done more. One organizer, Terri Stecher, read a long list of invited politicians and wondered why none, with the exception of representatives from the Snohomish County sheriff and County Councilman Mike Cooper’s office, had shown. (source) Funny enough,
Wrentham, MA Considers Adult Entertainment Zoning Regulations
Its nice to see a reporter get the coverage right: Municipal zoning bylaws may limit such uses, but cities and towns can’t completely prohibit them. A municipality that does not provide certain locations within the community where adult uses may reasonably operate is essentially denying that form of free speech, and they could locate where non-adult businesses, such as retail and restaurants, are allowed to open. (source)
Was a Contract Formed?
Jennifer suggests a cute idea for Halloween. Natalia will go as Tinkerbell. Jennifer will be Wendy. I should be Peter Pan. This is appropriate for many reasons. I laugh and say “yes, that sounds adorable.” Then, I see Jennifer with a grin that seems just a tad over-sized. “God damn it! You are gonna make me wear green tights, aren’t you? No deal,” I said. Two lawyers in the car say “nope, you made a contract. We are witnesses to it. You can’t back out.” I’m not seeing how there could have been detrimental reliance on my gratuitous promise to
The Only Thing on Twitter Worth Reading
Twitter is stupid. I’ve said it before, I’ll say it until it goes the hell away (or at least evolves into something worthwhile). That said, Shit My Dad Says is frigging awesome. Twitter should just shut down all the other twitter accounts and sell ads on this guy’s feed.
Unethical or just plain stupid? A "thin DMCA letter"
Ralph Lauren makes its first stupid move — photoshopping a model so that she looks like something you’d get a blowjob from in Roswell, New Mexico. That’s dumb move number one. So then a few blogs pick up the picture, making fun of it, including BoingBoing. Ralph Lauren then hires an attorney to write this silly DMCA notice. (courtesy of craphound). For the uninitiated, a web host will usually remove something from its servers in response to a DMCA notice. Not this time. Hilarity ensues as BoingBoing’s web host not only refuses to comply, but BoingBoing opens up the Streisand
Sometimes Negativity is Just So Funny
Even when it is directed at me. I simply can’t stop laughing at this comment someone made about me in the Boston Herald: Randazza is well known around the North Shore as a slimy liberal incompetent moonbat home-schooled moron lawyer. Good luck to him. (source) I liked this one too: he has a face that you just want to whip apples at (Randazza that is) (source)
Bay State lawyer takes on FOX yakker
The Boston Herald covers Fox News commentator Glenn Beck’s challenge against Randazza Legal Group client Isaac Eiland-Hall. Beck sued Eiland-Hall for defamation after he set up the satire site GlennBeckRapedandMurderedaGirlIn1990.com. The Boston Herald offers as background: The site, didglennbeckrapeandmurderayounggirlin1990.com, is based on a joke originally aimed at comedian Bob Saget. During a TV roast of the former “Full House” star, funnyman Gilbert Gottfried tried to squash rumors that “Bob Saget raped and killed a girl in 1990.”
Glenn Beck Internet Meme Gets Ugly
National Public Radio’s “All Tech Considered” discusses Randazza Legal Group’s brief regarding Glenn Beck’s complaint to the World Intellectual Property Organization about the satire site GlennBeckRapedandMurderedaGirlIn1990.com. The column analyzes the brief’s atypical legal style, in which RLG cites to various Internet memes, including All Your Base Are Belong to Us and the “Downfall” meme. In the brief, attorney Marc J. Randazza writes: “Only an abject imbecile could believe that the domain name would have any connection to the Complainant [Beck]. We are not here because the domain name could cause confusion. We do not have a declaration from the president
The North Face claims that consumers don't know their heads from their asses
by Jason Fischer Clothing producer, The North Face (TNF), recently got a lesson in how bad trademark enforcement decisions can make a company look silly. It seems a St. Louis teen thought that it would be amusing to create a clothing line parody, calling it “The South Butt,” — south being the logical opposite of north and butt being… well… you get the idea. TNF was not amused, however, and they set their attorneys to attack mode, sending a cease and desist letter to the college freshman (source). TNF’s letter asserted that use of the “South Butt” logo (pictured below)
"What About the Children" FINALLY Fails!
Rep. Linda Sanchez (D-California) is the latest moron to cry “what about the children?” while trying to score cheap political points while wiping her ass with the First Amendment. Sanchez took a swipe at free speech by proposing the “Megan Meier Cyberbullying Prevention Act.” Yes, another law named after a dead kid. That almost never ends well for free speech (or any other kind of freedom for that matter). Here is part of what her bill would criminalize. (a) Whoever transmits in interstate or foreign commerce any communication, with the intent to coerce, intimidate, harass or cause substantial emotional distress
WTF, Wisconsin?! You Disappoint Me . . .
By: Zac Papantoniou If you’ve been living under a rock for the last couple of years (or possibly living “off the grid” in the back-woods of Wisconsin), you may not know that “WTF” has become a commonplace acronym for asking, “What the Fuck?” (Source). Apparently, no one told this to the people in charge at the old “Wisconsin Tourism Federation (WTF),” because once the blog “YourLogoMakesMeBarf.com” got a hold of the WTF’s logo (which prominently displayed the letters, “WTF,” above the organization’s name) and a few of the blog’s commenters had some fun with Wisconsin’s little word-blunder, the WTF took
Bostonist, Today in Randazza's Zings: Glenn Beck, Why Do You Hate America?
The Bostonist “can’t get enough” of attorney Marc J. Randazza in its column about an e-mail exchange between Randazza and Glenn Beck’s legal counsel regarding GlennBeckRapedandMurderedaGirlIn1990.com. The column reads: “Today, we discovered an email that Randazza sent to Glenn Beck’s attorneys wondering, in lawyer talk, why Glenn Beck hates America, musing, in part ‘It would be an interesting day indeed if Mr. Beck preferred to risk that a panelist would apply French law to a case between two Americans over a matter of public discourse.’ ”
Jack Thompson Didn't Get the AutoAdmit Memo
Apparently Jack Thompson, asshat of the century, is suing Facebook because Facebook won’t stop its members from being mean to him. (complaint here, courtesy of Popehat). Naturally, it is 31 flavors of batshit crazy — just what you would expect from Jack. Speaking of Popehat, no sense in analyzing the complaint when Ken does an ass kicking job of it over at our soul-brother blawg. I will, however, offer up a comparison. As batshit nutty as ol’ Jack can be, and this case is no exception, his legal theory isn’t really all that original. This is pretty much the same
Glenn Beck Satire Site Fights Back
Adweek outlines Fox News commentator Glenn Beck’s claim that the website GlennBeckRapedandMurderedaGirlIn1990.com infringes upon his trademark and should be shut down. The article describes the site and recounts attorney Marc J. Randazza’s legal brief on the issue. The article says: But this case also makes a political point, noting an interview Beck conducted with Congressman Keith Ellison, a Muslim, in which Beck said, “I like Muslims, I’ve been to mosques. . . . And I have to tell you, I have been nervous about this interview because what I feel like saying is, sir, prove to me that you are
Glenn Beck Can't Take Glenn Beck's Heat
LA Progressive explains how the First Amendment protects satire in a piece about Glenn Beck’s complaint with the World Intellectual Property Organization Arbitration and Mediation Center about the website GlennBeckRapedandMurderedaGirlIn1990.com. Attorney Marc Randazza explains: “The Web site is a legitimate criticism site, consists of political satire, and thus the Respondent has legitimate rights in the domain name … Mr. Beck’s attempt to censor this criticism is improper and should be rejected.” LA Progressive describes how the website very clearly identifies itself as a parody. Read More…